Cultured Kids

With Sam studying Matisse in his art class, Ruby taking ballet lessons, Tom's new 'french only' regime at work, and me in my new photography course, we’ve all started off the new year with cultural intentions.

Ruby recently visited the Dali museum in Montmartre with her school, proceeded by a project on surrealism, namely recreating Dali's famous elephants and clock sculpture called 'The Nobility of Time'.  Personally I find Dali a bit creepy for a four year old to study, but that's culture for you.

A few weeks ago we visited Le Palais Garnier and Ruby decided she wanted the full tour of the famous Opera House.  She felt like we were in the movie 'Beauty and the Beast' and was quite surprised to see 'boy' ballet dancers rehearse on stage.  This was followed by a cinematic viewing of the ballet 'Caligula' showing in the basement of the Opera House, a tad erotic for a four year old but she was entranced by the artistic impression I am sure. 

And finally 'binoga' (yoga to you & I) is her latest activity as it is now being incorporated into the curriculum at school.  She has apparently mastered the breathing techniques required along with the 'down faced dog' yoga position.  This teamed with her formal ballet class at the Academie De Danse is turning her into a right mademoiselle.

With Ruby excelling in the Arts, of course we are very proud, but realise not all children have such a natural yearning to learn about culture. 

Sam, on the other hand, though excelling in rugby with his dad at the weekends, is falling out with his various french teachers at school.  After receiving his second report card of the year we are pleased to see a huge progression in French, yet strangely he is not taking the other courses in school so seriously, such as Art, Gym, Music, and Computers, all taught by french teachers.  

Sam receives a note in his agenda from his french art teacher stating; 'Sam does not listen to me when I speak to him.  Sam always has his fingers in his mouth.  Sam is not a baby anymore.  He must make a painting on the subject of 'Sam is not a baby anymore'.  Use colors freely, proper paint preferably, collage is acceptable'.  The French revel in humiliation at all levels, and apparently it's quite a common method used in schools to keep children in line.  Maybe this is why the french are so pissed off when they grow up.

However, his recent masterpiece is a sculpture based on Alfred Jacquemart's work, the artist who sculpted the 'Rhinoceros' outside the Musee d'Orsay.  Carrying the tall, spindly man made out of plaster home on the bus was interesting, though not an unusual sighting in this city.  

Though the kids are being subjected to all kinds of culture in Paris, we're not quite sure how much is sinking in.  Sam is still quite anti-french and is turning his sister against them too as she refuses to play with French girls at school.  We wonder whether this is just a matter of culture clash or a truly informed opinion after spending 18 months in Paris!

For adult culture Tom and I recently went to the Marie Antoinette Exhibition at Le Grand Palais.  Everyone apart from the French seem to be entranced by this women, the French just seem tired of her.  Saying that, it was a fantastic exhibition and I was relieved to see the furniture from that era is similar to my authentic Louis XVI chair.  

Also very interesting was the Femmes de Monde Exhibit, stunning photographs of women from around the world from photographer Titouan Lamazou:

This is the story of a navigator, a dreamer who enthusiastically and courageously braved the the seas and oceans day after day, sails to the wind, in search of beauty and the absolute...

When the sea was calm, this sailor set about painting, drawing, or taking photographs to recount his amazing journey to us. It is the fabulous story of Titouan Lamazou! The Musée de l’Homme invites us to discover, "Zoé Zoé", the wonderful portraits of women by Titouan Lamazou during his travels over five continents. Six years journeying in search of his muse, is summed up in 200 sketches, photos, paintings and texts.
In the beauty of his models, and his art works, Titouan Lamazou shows us that he felt even more inspired by his many encounters across the world than by the crossing of nations and frontiers.
We are therefore able to become acquainted with young female Chinese rock stars, a very made-up Brazilian actress from 1997, a princess from Bali, a mother of five children, etc. It is then a veritable artistic world tour that our generous-hearted sailor proposes. Not to be missed!

With the upcoming Jazz Festival in St.Germain and the superb Babylon exhibit at the Louvre, we've got lots to see and do this spring, but a family trip to Normandy is in order first, followed by a short excursion to Norway for some travel writing and photography practice with fjords for inspiration.

Black November Fades to Grey

After eighteen months in Paris things are starting to settle down and get easier. After Sarkozy's 'Black November' last year we weren't sure if we'd recover, but we have, until the next transport strike anyway. France has become a bit more interesting with Sarkozy ruling along with his new wife, Carla Bruni. The political climate feels like a virtual soap opera, full of intrigue and glamour, gossip and sex appeal. Seeing pictures of Sarkozy cuddling up to his attractive missus makes him feel more 'real', albeit in a celebrity kind of way, regardless somehow more approachable and appealing than your run of the mill politician, like someone you might actually bump into jogging along the Seine in the early hours when all the true Parisians are fast asleep.

Needless to say, Paris is never boring. With all the buzz of a big city it exudes something a bit more special somehow, unattainably appealing. It's a city that you immediately love for all the obvious reasons, then soon love to hate once you become victim to linguistic disadvantages, then slowly fall back in love with as you gain more confidence or get more familiar with the geography. Sometimes all it takes is a successful chat with a friendly waiter, a glimpse of the sun shining on Invalides golden hat, or a sip of an espresso whilst you watch the whirlwind of Paris blow around you. Such simple things all of a sudden become more meaningful in Paris, but that's an adult point of view.

Paris at knee height is much different. Most children not used to the hustle and bustle of city life will dislike moving to a city with a foreign language. 'There's too many people and they're too bossy' is how my children view the Parisians, and they are right. They are homesick sometimes, understandably. They miss the space in a house, the outdoor freedom of a garden, the even more simple things that mean much more to children than to their parents. And what do you do if you love a place that your children don't? Or at the very least aren't at their happiest? Move, of course. But not yet....

Spring in Paris is around the corner...and I wouldn't miss that for the world.

Black November

We are on day 8 of the transport strike in France. Unfortunately it has coincided with a cold, wet spell and the whole city is seething. The pavements are packed with grumpy Parisians, the streets jammed with road rage of every kind; car, motorcycle, and bicycle, the few buses and metros that are running are so full that people are risking getting limbs cut off as they squeeze in the doors. Manifestations are now taking place in busy areas with thousands of people protesting. If you get caught on the wrong side of the protest you are stuffed, the police stop traffic and the protesters take their sweet time going across while you patiently wait or take the very long way around. The French are tres pissed off and want the world to know.

Attempting to make the best of it, the Ellis family have donned their trainers and scooters to make the trek to and from school every day. Once Tom does his drop off he swiftly transforms into Superman and runs the remaining 8 km to work (much to the delight of the mothers on the school run). I continue to push the pram through muddy Champ de Mars and should be bench pressing 250lb easily by Christmas. The times Ruby does attempt to scoot inevitably ends in a fall on the way, delaying us even more. After drop off I jump on a velib and join the crazy road ragers, praying I don’t get hit by a tour bus.
The children however are coping amicably with our new regime. Scooting/walking 3 km to school with hundreds of other people in cold, wet conditions is a far cry from our cosy local school 2 minutes away in Bradford on Avon, yet they have rarely complained.

It is the mothers with young children and old people who suffer at these times, or anyone who is physically disabled and relies solely on public transport to get around. I stare with disbelief at all those able bodied people who stubbornly wait for the sardine packed bus instead of using their own two feet.
Next in line; civil servants, teachers, students, lawyers, judges, air traffic controllers, and most importantly, tobacco retailers (‘fuming’ about the imminent public smoking ban) are all jumping on the bandwagon, protesting over many of Sarkozy’s reforms. Very soon normal life as we know it will cease and the country will just become one big whinging unproductive mass of moaners, huddled together outside in their hordes, smoking, debating, and idling, what the French are best at anyway.
With France’s former president under investigation for embezzlement, and their new President under attack for attempting to ‘modernise’ the country and create incentives for the French to work harder, we’re wondering if this is the right place to be. Sarkozy’s hardest reforms are coming next year apparently, within the health care sector, general pensions, and the labour code. If this is Sarkozy’s 'Black November’, what are we in store for next year???

Halloween in Paris

World Cup Woes & Bicycle Foes

The city is swarming with international rugby fans, and lucky for me, the players as well.
Running in Champ De Mars is never dull at the moment, seeing a scrumful of rugby boys running in big groups is more than inspiration to keep me going.

Despite England’s performance in the tournament so far, the atmosphere is electric everywhere in Paris, without any unsightly, drunken scenes as the rugby crowds behave accordingly. Everyone wears their patriotism on their shirts, and there is no animosity, (apart from the poor English bloke walking through a crowd of hundreds of Scots at the Champ de Mars who roared blasphemies at him). So far it has been the Scots who have made the most noise, taking over the Champ de Mars for a few days, it was swimming in kilts, beer, and bare bottoms (I’m not complaining!)

As usual, Paris has done things in style and have suspended a huge rugby ball in the middle of the Eiffel Tower, lighting it up green and gold at night throughout the tournament. They also have large outdoor screens up in front of Trocadero and Hotel De Ville for mass viewing. It felt quite unreal to be watching England play in such an atmosphere, with the late afternoon sun setting on Hotel De Ville the picture was still amazing as people lolled about on the fake grass beneath the screen. The police, as always, were in control, with high security and directing people and traffic, and numerous Gendarmerie vans on standby. A year ago I would have criticised them and accused them of being control freaks, but now I realise what they do makes sense, they don’t want it to get out of hand, and you can be sure you won’t see any drunk English louts singing ‘Sweet Low Sweet Chariot’ whilst stumbling along Place d’Hotel DeVille, for if they did they’d be quickly silenced. Most Brits we passed by nodded in patriotic showmanship, the funniest being a tubby Anglophone with his roses proudly on display above his impressive gut, teamed with a French beret…..now that is class!

The city of Paris has introduced a new, inexpensive, biking system - the 'velib'. Several thousand very good quality bikes are stationed all over Paris, 300 meters apart, with over 300 km of bike lanes created especially for those brave enough to use them. After finally working out how to use a 'velib', I set off with a friend along the Seine on a splendid late summer’s morning. To be riding a bike around Paris felt so liberating, and not quite as terrifying as I thought. Because so many people are doing it, it makes it more accessible somehow, easier to slip into the crowd of nervous yet gleeful cyclists weaving their way around the city, much to the chagrin of taxi and bus drivers.

As I'm getting used to all the bus/taxi/bike lanes whilst dodging the traffic of pedestrians, motorcycles, cars, and other cyclists, it all seems to be going very smoothly, no crashes or injuries…until the junction at Pont Neuf. Just after this things get a bit tricky, and we end up on the wide pavement adjacent to the bus lane, which was very narrow and full of buses, a mere gap stop til we could get on the road again. However, in unforgiving Paris, you are not allowed to make even the smallest mistake or deviate from the norm, and a vendeur (man selling books along the Seine) decides to inform me of my crime of briefly riding on ‘le trottoir’ by grabbing me as I ride slowly by so I nearly fall. Unbelievably aggressive, he shouts at me in French for 'rouling' on the sidewalk. Aggressively French back I tell him ‘Ne touché pas!’ and it infuriates him (unbeknownst to me it was a form of the language used only for the lowest of the low). Enraged, he comes after me. I hop on my bike and try to escape and he kicks me as I wobble away, shouting very English profanities over my shoulder, bien sur!

Lesson learned – wear heels next time so I can kick him back.

Holidaying with the French & Beach Rugby

I’m taking great comfort in seeing that not all French are the pristine, classy, well turned out people that the Parisians portray themselves to be. In a self catering resort in the south of France, there are all walks of French life, and in this type of place you don’t find as much chic and sophistication as you would in Paris. They are on holiday, after all, with the first rule being to bare as much flesh as possible. This is understandable when living in a ‘mobilhom’, what constitutes basically a large microwave oven. I have no idea which parts of France these French people are from, but there is evidence that class distinction also exists in this country, we all have our versions of chav, thank goodness.

There are still, however, some things that remain exclusively French across the spectrum of classes. Their vanity for example. Only here would you see grandmothers shouting at their grandchildren to ‘jouer!’ at the poolside, swatting them away like flies, whilst they proceed to sunbathe topless, unashamed of the scars on their breasts from implants done quite some time ago. When they’re completely grey and saggy there has to be a point where those things just don’t matter, but not for the French. It matters very much for as long as they are on ‘display’.

Interaction with children seems the same countrywide. Very little basically, with the odd slap for minor misdemeanours, I even heard one mother call her little girl ‘Vache!’ by the pool whilst giving her a smack. They are far too busy browning their boobs and smoking fags in the sun to play with their kids or swim in the pool, no wonder all the little Frenchies stamp on our sandcastles, they’re pissed off their parents didn’t help them make any!

And here we are, a week later, still making sandcastles but this time on the Paris Plage, the man made beach by the Seine. One of many great free events Paris puts on, and this year complete with Beach Rugby in honor of the World Cup tournament this year. In front of Hotel DeVille, Tom and the kids had a go whilst I watched the men’s Beach Volleyball on the next patch, oh la la.

Saving grace – the French are late risers therefore there is no rush to reserve your sunbed on the beach or by the pool (as with the Germans). Just get there before lunch and leave before tea when the hordes of French teenagers arrive, most with their prepubescent breasts on display.
Not so saving grace – We missed the finish of Tour de France on Champs Elysee because some plonker from Channel 4 invited us to a restaurant where they were filming Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. They were filming as we arrived and upon first sight of our noisy and loud children we were promptly told they were fully booked. I saw Gordon from nose to torso through the small kitchen window, but a bloody waste of time.

Scuba Diving Under The Eiffel Tower

The Ellis Family have been taken to new heights on the fitness front. There have been so many events, tournaments, and trials in this city that all our heads are spinning from the constant buzz of everything, never mind being physically exhausted just keeping up with life over here!
· From riding to diving, our son is getting quite the experience en France! The Champ de Mars is always buzzing with some event or other, on top of the thousands of tourists, it’s a busy place!! This past weekend there was a huge pool set up under the tower and they were offering free trial lessons scuba diving to anyone. Sam was very keen so in he went, although a bit disappointed he didn’t see any manta rays or tropical fish he did see a crocodile and it has spurred on his love for the marine world even more.
· Afterwards we crossed the bridge to check out the Paris Rugby Experience at Trocadero. They had touch rugby tournaments in front of a huge screen showing live rugby, so sitting on the stone steps of Palais de Chaillot Tom watched a professional game on the screen and a real game in front of him with an Eiffel Tower view….not bad. The view was fine for me was well, lots of muscley legs, tight pink rugby tops, and a few six packs………..heaven.
· One side of the Champ de Mars is now being topped up with tonnes of sand for…………you guessed it, professional beach volleyball tournaments!!! Now, will that get you over here to visit me my darling sister Gail???? Apparently they do it every summer, so start saving for your plane ticket. Guess where I’m going to be parked everyday after school….oh la la. And yes there’ll be lots of eye candy for the boys as well, shame Tom’s stuck in an office across town.